Since Directioners are the most perverted of fandoms, I felt this blog was necessary! Feel free to send in your oneshots about any member or bromance!
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Can some one plz write one were Y/N is also famous and Harry’s older sis and zayn’s GF and you surprise them on stage at one of there concerts and after zayn and Y/N have extreme hot sex and he makes you squirt a lot and the next morning the guys were in the kitchen laughing and making fun of yous but yous didn’t care and harry is just really quite and then they make fun of him. Plz
Can someone do one were Y/N is also famous and your Harry’s older sister and zayn’s GF and you surprise them on stage at there concert and after zayn and Y/N have hot sex and he makes you squirt and the next morning the other guys heard and make fun and harry is just quiet
Someone NEEDS to write a soccer Harry or Niall oneshot because all those pictures are giving me unwanted thirst for them and im soooo horny
His POV
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She doesn’t come near me as much. She doesn’t cuddle me at night. She spends hours talking on her phone, away from me. Hushed and quiet. Giggly and modest. When she’s “going out with the girls” she dress up more than usual. Puts more makeup on. Does her hair really nice. When I take her out on a date she’s quiet. She doesn’t hold my hand, if she does it’s for a short amount of time. She doesn’t wear my favorite perfume, she wears something different and foul. She doesn’t make dinner like she used to every night, usually she goes out and leaves me at home to figure it out for myself. With a quick kiss on the cheek and a short goodbye, she’s out the door. It’s almost like she’s trying to lure me away. Keep her distance. Hopefully she doesn’t know.
Hopefully she doesn’t know about the one night stand with the girl who means nothing.
Your POV
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He seems fine with it. With my going out. With my short goodbyes and quick kisses. He hasn’t said anything about my purpose perfume change. He seems okay with it all. Is he catching on yet? I hope not. I don’t know how much longer I can keep this going without one of them finding out. I’m having so much fun, and I know that’s terrible to say, but I am. I can’t choose. He takes care of me and loves me, but the lust and passion I feel with the other is insane. I haven’t told anyone, not even my best friends, about the other one. And I don’t plan on it. Ever. I know I’ll get aught one way or another. I’ll eventually have to explain and make up excuses. I’ll eventually have to choose, that is if either of one of them would take me back anyway. Hopefully he doesn’t know.
Hopefully he doesn’t know about the one night stand, that’s turning into many more nights, with the guy who means everything.
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I always see stories about the guy cheating on the girl, so I decided ot give it a twist. I hope you liked it :)
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Hey guys, I wrote this and it can be with anyboy as I wrote it in his point of view, I have 3 parts to this the next will be alot more graphic if you guys want just give me some feedback. Oh and (Y/H/C) means Your Hair Color and (Y/N) is Your Name. Enjoy! Enter a pic please?
I was sitting on the front steps watching people pass by. As I was doing this, a (Y/C/H) who moved in next door came outside with her lawn chair to watch the cars and people go by. About the same time, my friend stopped by to chat. I told her I was eying the (Y/C/H) and wanted to meet her. The friend asked me if I met her, would I want to get into her pants. Although I kept silent, she knew what I was thinking. Eventually, my friend walked over to the young lady and told her to come over to meet me.
Sure enough, the (Y/C/H) came over, and my friend introduced me to her. Her name was (Y/N). As we spoke, I was able to see her body and I liked what I saw. My friend asked (Y/N) if she would be interested in going up to my room to see what would happen. When we arrived up to the room, I asked if she would let me eat her pussy. (Y/N) said she was not a prostitute, but that she could use $20 to buy toiletries. I agreed to pay her.
(Y/N) asked if she could clean herself, and I gave her soap, a wash rag, and a towel, and she went to the bathroom next to my room. When she came back, I went to brush my teeth, and clean up. When I arrived back to the room, she was partially under the covers, and had her shorts off, but had her top still on.
I asked her if she mind if I took my clothes off. She gave a sensual smile, and began to take her top and bra off as I stripped naked. When I started to head between her opened legs, she quickly closed her legs. When I looked up at her, she had this devilish smile on her face. She stated she wanted to have some foreplay before the foreplay, and motioned me to lie next to her on the small bed. She got on top of me and started to passionately kiss me. Our tongues soon found each others. While passionately kissing, my hands roamed all over (Y/N’s) body. I was amazed how soft her breasts were when I was squeezing them. Her skin was soft as the petal of a rose.
While still kissing, (Y/N) found my hard cock with her hand, and began stroking both my rod and balls. To me, there is nothing more sensual during actual foreplay than when a woman touches your balls just right. I don’t like being tickled, which happens when a woman barely touches my balls. Touching my balls too hard, and I get racked, and no man likes to be racked. (Y/N) could feel my pleasurable response having her hands on my dick, and her response was to give me more pleasure on my dick with her hand.
I loved touching (Y/N) curves, especially right where her leg and ass meet. I love feeling any ass right at that crease. Her ass was also as soft as her tits. (Y/N) was not too tall, and she certainly was not short. Her breasts were about a B to C cup, and both breasts met in the middle instead of expanding to the side. (Y/N’s) nipples pointed more down, as well as the rest of her breasts. Her nipples, while sticking out a little during our fucking each other, did not stick out that far. (Y/N’s) almost perfectly round areola was the size of a half dollar, and light brown. (Y/N) responded with a moan when I began sucking one breast and than the other.
My hand, the one not touching her breasts or ass, found its way to her wet pussy. My mouth began to water when I realized my mouth would soon be down there. (Y/N) guided my hand to cover her entire pussy. I took this as an opportunity to slide at least my middle finger in between her wet pussy lips, and when I did so, she raised her ass off the mattress. Her passionate kiss, which I thought could demonstrate no more passion, became more intense. The more I rubbed her pussy, the greater our tongues twisted toward one another. Breathing became more shallow, and Trish and I realized we needed to slow down our kissing to keep from passing out. Eventually, we found each other side by side making fervent love without even fucking.
can someone do one where zayn’s a cop and he pulls y/n over and she won’t listen to him so he teaches her a lesson in his cop car ;)
can someone do one where zayn sees y/n and Harry flirting so you and him get in a huge fight that ends up with makeup sex and in the middle of it he calls Harry in to join in. omg fuck that would be hot.
